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I am a Deviously Deviant
Matthew
18/Male/United States
Why I Am Here
- To view pretty, pretty mudkips
- To make friends
- To appreciate art
Last Visit: 8 weeks ago
A cesspit of hatred and lies!!
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Personal Zone
Misc. Zone
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The left side has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
[_] Come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [_] Fight me? [_] F*ck me? [_] Kiss me? [_] Let me kiss you? [_] Watch a movie with me? [_] Go out to dinner with me? [_] Let me drive you somewhere? [_] Take a shower with me? [_] Drink with me? [_] Take me home for the night? [_] Let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] Re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Hold my hand? [_] Let me make you breakfast? [_] Help me with homework? [_] Tickle me? [_] Let me tickle you? [_] Instant message me? [_] Greet me in public? [_] Hang out with me? [_] Bring me around your friends? [_] Be down with me no matter what? [_] Go to prom with me?
DO YOU...
[_] Think I'm cute? [_] Think I'm serious? [_] Think I'm a good person [_] Think I'm conceited? [_] Want to kiss me? [_] Want to cuddle with me? [_] Want to hook up with me? [_] Want to "do" me? [_] Think I would do you? [_] Love me?
AM I ...
[_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Sexy? [_] Cool? [_] Romantic? [_] A "freak"? [_] Gangsta? [_] Lovable? [_] Adorable? [_] Trustworthy [_] Compassionate? [_] Great to be with? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? [_] Well known?
HAVE Y0U EVER ...
[_] Thought about hooking up with me? [_] Found yourself wanting a kiss from me? [_] Wished I were there? [_] Had a crush on me? [_] Wanted my number? [_] Had a dream about me? [_] Been distracted by me? [_] Looked at my page more than ten times?
ARE YOU ...
[_] Happy you know me? [_] Horny? [_] Thinking about me? [_] Wanting to call me to talk about these things? [_] Going to repost this?
1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged you: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out:
What do you think about my?
10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body:
Would you?
14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me?
Have you ever?
21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Kept something important from me? 24. Wanted to cuddle with me?
More:
26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
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A cat falls in a pool; a rooster laughs. The moral of the story? A wet pussy makes a cock feel good.
Shit happens when you party naked.
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle...
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My The Elder Scrolls comic
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A Hero Forever Loyal To The Flames Of War, Rests In Outer Heaven. 193X - 1999
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Ryan L Jones
Ryanxr1@netscape.net
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A Hero Forever Loyal To The Flames Of War, Rests In Outer Heaven. 193X - 1999
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A Hero Forever Loyal To The Flames Of War, Rests In Outer Heaven. 193X - 1999
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I draw wings because I believe people have the power to fly. I draw them on half-naked girls because I believe I'm a pervert.
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A Hero Forever Loyal To The Flames Of War, Rests In Outer Heaven. 193X - 1999
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